SI Swimsuit Cover: Impossible Triangle

So, this is not necessarily high fashion related. Or at all, really.

However, after seeing the new Sports Illustrated Swimsuit cover, I feel compelled to comment.

This model is Kate Upton, a 19 year old from Michigan.

And she's Mega Hot.

Here's my problem though:

The bikini bottoms she's wearing in this photograph are not real.

I mean, LOOK at them. They're impossible.

Where is her vagina??

Is she like some new mutant super human that *oops!* was born without reproductive gear?

THAT'S NOT HOT.

In all fairness, I've seen other pictures of her in this same swimsuit, like this one:

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2012_swimsuit/models/kate-upton/12_kate-upton_2.html

and the suit IS really tiny and low, but NOTHING like is depicted on this cover shot.

I personally freakishly buy a SI Swimsuit calendar every year, so I am well versed in what kind of photoshop trickery SI pulls over on us (all you have to do is look closely, it doesn't take a shop wizard).

I just think that to put this on THE COVER is a little cheap and classless on their part.

Nice cheeseball shop work on her hair, too...

I'm Just Sayin'.

In closing, here's a picture of Kate in a real swimsuit.

Aahhh, much better.